A note from Maylan...

A few nights ago, Brandon came downstairs all upset because he said that Maylan told him he was going to kick him. Maylan tried to explain to him that she was going to "kick him out of her room," not actually kick him. He understood and they went off to bed. Later I found this letter that the ever-helpful Maylan wrote to help Brandon understand the situation better. She'll make a great teacher someday, I'm sure.

Here's the translation:
Dear Brandon:
When I said that I would kick you out I was using somthing called an expression. An expression is when you say somthing but you mean part of it, and don't mean part of it. I ment the part that I would make you go out, but I did NOT mean the part that I would kick you. Get it?
Love, Maylan

On the back, she added a little test to make sure he really "got it". Pretty funny.